The World According to Doc
Hello, friends.
I started this a while ago, not knowing when (if ever) it would see the light of day.
Then “the Rona” (pending Aussie slang for our not-so-beloved COVID-19) hit.
’Twas as if I heard a voice saying, “Lo, the hour is at hand” – because I can’t do much to help this anxious world in this dizzying time, but I can give you a little bit of Doc. And Doc makes EVERYTHING better. (Trust me. I have five and a half years of proof.)
Let me know in the comments if you are interested in more. Doc has much more to say (or, possibly, sing . . .)
Um, So . . .
The World According to Doc
CHAPTER 1: Werds
Um, so . . . hi.
My name is Doc. I am very smart.
I noe I am smart because I noe so many werds.
First, there is my name. My daddy and mommy call me a lot of things, so I had to lern a lot of werds just to noe when they were talking to me.
That is my first list.
MY NAME
Doc
Doc Hamilton Nelson (they say that is my full name, but they never use it)*
Docsimus
Docsimus Maximus
Doggie Boy
Boy
Boy, Boy, Crazy Boy
Hyper Boy
Presh-us Boy
Silly Boy
Sweet Boy
Buddy Boy
Buddy
Bud
*Um, so . . . “Hamilton” is a nice man in a big book my daddy and mommy both like to reed. (They reed a lot. Ow-ers and ow-ers and ow-ers. They are verry boring. I still love them.) He is not the man who sings and talks very fast – but I like him too. So do my daddy and mommy. They like to help me sing along with that Hamilton, but I am not named after him. I think just keeping all of that strate shows how smart I am.
They call me some other things, but these werds do not sound like the other werds I noe. My daddy and mommy say they are french. I do not noe what french is, but I still noe these werds:
MY NAME (in french)
Shee-en
Shee-en-no gar-soooon
I am so smart I noe werds that sound weerd.
I noe lots of werds, but I like some a lot more than others. That is my next list. (I am also very org- . . . orga- . . . organiminimized, as well as smart.)
MY FAVE-RIT WERDS:
Walk
Do
You
Wanna
Go
For*
Daddy
Mommy
Brekkfust
Dinner
Biss-kit
Eet
Food
Run
Bake-un
Cheez
Bed
Sleep
Nap
Play
*These werds are ok on their own, but if my daddy or mommy say them in this order, they are the most best werds in the hisstory of werds.
Sometimes, my daddy and mommy say “bis-quee”. I like this werd very much. I think it is french. I do not noe what it meens, but they always say it a lot around bedtime, when they give me my bedtime biss-kits.
Bis-quee is one of my most MOST fave-rit werds.
I noe other werds that I do NOT like.
Not at all.
They are the most bad werds in the hisstory of werds.
MY NOT FAVE-RIT WERDS
Wet
Water
Rane
Wet
Wet
Wet, wet, wet
Bath
Trim
Cut
Fire
Drops
Cat
Skwirr-uhl
WET
That is all for now. I need to go stare out the winn-doe so I will see my daddy when he kums home.
Love Doc!!!! So cute! Made me laugh in all the craziness!!! More please!
Delightful. Thanks.
In New York you can be a new man (good dog)!! Doc Hamilton! We love you Doc!! ❤❤❤❤
I luv you too. You sing nice. ~ DOC
Thank you, Doc! Lovely to hear from you! Mommy must have had a time with autocorrect to get all your thoughts down. 🤪
Great reading! Thanks Doc.
Doc is so presh-us!! More please!
OUCH! My heart can’t take it! I love Doc so much and want to more and more of his take on the world – it really brings one back to the important things in life at just the right time. May many chomps of bay-cun come Doc’s way this week!
I like bake-un. You are nice. Hug Hugo for me. Luv, DOC
Doc is a wonderful distraction from the world right now.
Thanks for sharing and I look forward to more. 😊
I am glad. I like make-ing peeple smile. 🙂 Luv, DOC
You are wel-kum! Luv, DOC
Why hello, sir Doc. My parental units read these here wherrrds to me and stated adamently that they were from yuuuu. I concur with your lists though i do like barking at squirrrrrrls from the comfort of my home. I look forward to the day when we can discuss more wherrrds in the fur together. Sincerely, Madame Tippy of the house of Metz
Thank you, Madame Tippy. I like barking at squirrrrrls too. They are sneeky. I will catch one sum-day. Luv, Doc
You are so talented…. Very much fun to read